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Joke of the day
Why did the roofer bring a pencil to work? In case he had to draw up some plans.I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged the roof I said I would fix in 2019.What do you call a roofer who is always calm? Shingle-minded.My roof was leaking so I put a bucket under it. Now I have a bucket problem and a roof problem.Why do roofers make bad secret keepers? Everything eventually comes out in the wash.What did the gutter say to the downspout? I am counting on you to take it from here.Why did the shingle go to therapy? It had too many layers.What is a roofer’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal, if the pitch is right.I asked the roofer if he was any good. He said the proof is over your head.Why did the ladder get promoted? It was always on the way up.What do you call a roof that tells jokes? A comedy overhead.My neighbor said his roof was fine. It was not. It was a cover story.Why are roofers great at parties? They really raise the roof.What is the difference between a good roofer and a bad one? About fifteen years.
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C. Kalcevic Roofing is a family business in Beaver Falls. Thirty years, two thousand roofs, and 98 Google reviews at 5.0 stars. If your roof is due, the estimate is free and often same day.